Ladies and gents…our next failed baseball team!
I hate baseball. I find it’s one of the most boring sports out there. And since it’s played in summer, I hate it even more because what lunatic enjoys sitting in the heat?
But I have to admit, this makes me laugh. After the stink fest surrounding the building of the new stadium and dissing the Laredo Broncos, this just topped it all. Allow me to introduce the Laredo Lemurs.
I’m not too sure what Lemurs have to do with Laredo. Is it because it started with “L”? Couldn’t we have been the Laredo Llamas? Or Laredo Lambs? Or Laredo Lunatics?
An intraweb buddy suggest we be the Laredo Lepers, which makes much more sense to me, given our proximity to the city with the highest percentage of people with leprosy (calling them lepers is so Old Testament). He even took the time to make up their uniform. Thanks, bud!